Have you ever had a noodle nugget? Well, I have and it’s all thanks to laziness.
So how do you create a noodle nugget? First step is to try to make your own pasta with a recipe from Classic Pasta at Home after your 9-5 job by yourself, get tired, and end up with pasta that’s 10 times thicker than water. Then you bring leftovers for your friends to enjoy who don them noodle nuggets.
Let me quickly add that my friends actually liked the noodle nuggets, but we all like to tease and have quirky senses of humor, thus noodle nuggets were born.
What you’ll need for noodle nuggets
- 2 1/4 cups of un-bleached all-purpose flour
- 3 eggs, lightly beaten
What you’ll need for noodle nugget cheese sauce
- 1 cup of heavy cream
- 1 cup of chicken broth
- 3 ounces of fontina cheese, grated
- 2 ounces of Gorgonzola cheese
- 1/2 cup of grated Parmesan cheese
- 1/2 teaspoon of pepper
- 2 tablespoons of parsley
Our first step will be to make the noodle nuggets. By the way, feel free to not make noodle nuggets and buy fettuccine instead. You’ll be missing out though.
Place flour in a mound on a flat clean surface. Make a well in the center and add the beaten eggs. Using a fork, gradually mix the sides of the wall into the egg. Do this carefully so your wall doesn’t breach.
Continue this process until you can safely mix all the flour in and the dough is no longer wet.
You are no ready to knead the dough. Prepare your hands by dusting flour on them and then press your knuckles into the dough in a semi-circular motion until the dough is no longer sticky.
Divide the dough in half and roll out your divided half until smooth and flat. If you have a pasta machine, make it flat enough so it can go through the machine at the widest setting. Fold into thirds to make a rectangle and then flatten the dough again. Pass the dough into the machine again and repeat 9 times. Fold the dough into thirds after each pass through as well.
Set the machine to it’s second widest setting and pass the dough through. Continue this process but with each pass change the setting one notch lower.
Repeat this process with your other half and then cut the dough into strips. This will give you fettucine.
If you want noodle nuggets, do this same process until you’re like, “Eh, that’s good enough, I’m getting tired.”
Whichever pasta you choose to make, you’re now ready to boil water to cook the pasta. Do that. If you don’t know how to do that, just put water in a pot and then heat it until the water boils.
While that’s happening, combine cream and broth in a large skillet. Let it simmer over medium heat until it thickens. Reduce the heat to low once it’s thick and then stir in the cheeses. Let them melt and then add pepper and salt.
Allow the sauce to thin out and once it has thinned, keep it warm over low heat.
The water should be boiling at this point, which means you can cook your pasta. Allow the pasta to only cook for about a minute. Drain the water and then add the pasta to the cheese sauce. Increase the heat to medium-high and let it cook, stirring constantly until the pasta has absorbed the sauce and seems fully cooked.
The pasta should now be ready for serving and eating. Do so and touch it up a bit with some sprinkled parsley and pepper.
As I mentioned, my pasta came out very thick, but it was still tasty. The cheese sauce is rich, comforting, and flavorful. You could serve it with just about any variation of pasta, but I do think a thinner type would be best since the sauce is also thin and will easily absorb into the pasta.
I had to make new sauce for my leftovers, because the noodle nuggets absorbed practically all of the sauce. They had also congealed together, which made it difficult to get indivual pasta strands.
Making more sauce over corrected the problem so my friend added some spaghetti to it as well. The combo of spaghetti and noodle nuggets was interesting and it made the meal into a game where we felt like we won something if we got a big chunk of noodle nugget.
I highley recommed pursuing the noodle nugget, but don’t feel ashamed if you end up with fettucine or buy some pasta instead because this sauce is delicious and easy to make. There’s no reason to make it harder for yourself if you don’t feel like it.